Thursday, July 8, 2010
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack,
Ambulance picks him up.
Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
Ambulance reaches his house.
Wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?"
doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!"
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
An Indian Negotiating with God
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God came and asked me for a wish, I told GOD “Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!"
GOD said: But for 4 days only!
I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days...
I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!
I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).
GOD said: No, just 1 day!
I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?
I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said: You INDIANS know how to negotiate. But since you are praying and asking happiness for your friends, I can't refuse. I love everyone who thinks of others first, so don't you worry.
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