wen ur single all u see is happy couples n wen ur in a relationship all u see is happy singles

GRT MSG 4 HUSBND___A Husband & Wife wer arguing over some isue. After much of a discusion,Wife finaly retorted......Tel me do u want to win or do u want 2b hapy.//////////

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS: ❝All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental❞

Holding back a laugh when everyone else is serious:)

"I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!"

Don't like a song when first time you hear it.....later on you get addicted to it.....:-)

❝When I'm bored I sit on facebook and Like stuff....❞

I may not b s*xy, beautiful or even have the perfect body. I may not be everyone's 1st choice, but I'm ME & I don't pretend 2 be any1 else

You will NEVER EVER find another me no matter how hard you try...

We all have that one friend that has no idea what's going on

"LETS HANG OUT!" "yeaaaah ! " *friend comes over* "what should we do?" "idk..."

As Soon As I Touch A Computer.........................Facebook!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her

Tera Mujhse Hai Pehle Ka Naata Koi. . .Yunhi Nahin Dil Lubhaata Koi. . <3

click like if u should be doing somethin else instead of facebook

Teacher: "Your shirt wants tucking in" Student: "Nah,just asked it, it doesn't!" ;)

A song can totally bring back a whole lot of memories.♥

i may pretend i m ignoring u but inside i m dying to be with u :(

LOL #AyodhyaVerdict: Now that Ramayan is no more a Myth we'll soon have a case against Hanuman for stealing Sanjivini mountain

Ayodhya case still being fought on Twitter and Facebook

Nirmohi Akhara Got its #1 Twitter trend.... ;) :p

LOL try typing the keyword ❝al❞ in google.co.in :) -> Auto Suggest is ❝Allahabad High Court❞ :P

The verdict is genius. ❝Hindus, here's your Ram. Muslims, build a mosque. AND IF YOU STILL DISAGREE THERE'S AN AKHADA TO FIGHT IT OUT!❞

INDIAN WINS BIG OUTSOURCING CONTRACT! Jerusalem, Palestine, Israel issue to be resolved by Allahabad High Court!!!!

did anybody else see the guy in the background on #timesnow using the hand pump to serve water to people? #ayodhya #verdict #lol

3 pieces...first one for my master, the other for my dame, third for the little boy who lives down the lane... #verdict #ayodhya

❝land to be divided❞ and not ❝land to be shared❞

We have built enough mosques and temples. Lets build the nation now #ayodhya #verdict

lawyers are using their mobiles to tell their friends to see them on tv instead of talking to the media. #ayodhya #verdict

Allahabad High Court site is crashed....now twitter is going to ... its no #1 on it

Ayodhya covered 4 twitter trend out of 10 at the same time...

1/3rd for Hindus, 1/3rd for Muslims, and 1/3rd for Akhara (where Hindus and Muslims can fight)

Even though Ayodhya is the birth place of Ram, only 1/3rd of land should be allocated to Hindus, and 1/3 for Mosque

Allahabad High Court declares that the disputed land is RAM JANMA BHOOMI !

Allahabad high court trending more than ayodhya! :P

one reporter just said ❝Kya tum camera ko 360 degree par ghuma sakte ho❞ lol...that is what is important now?? #ayodhya

Women are angels; and when someone breaks our wings, our spirit, or our hearts we simply continue to fly on a broom stick. We are flexible like that.. --C

waiting for 18 years...so why not 18 minutes more! #ayodhya verdict

everyone is talking on mobile phone around the court!!! #ban it too #ayodhya

no surprise!! ayodhya verdict is trending....ban twitter now #indian government

I cant wait for fall...hoodies, bonfires, blankets, and cuddling ;)

❝ when i hurt u...i cry more than u stupid !! ❞

A "good morning" text from you gets me started like nothing else =]

I wanna be the girl that he gives his hoodie to and wraps his arms around catching her off guard, not the girl watching and getting her heart ripped out

Year 7: Whos the fastest?, Year 8: Whos the strongest?, Year 9: Whos got the biggest..?, Year 10: Time to mess around!, Year 11: Just realised how important school is

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I have had this happen and yes it sucks. But really would this happen if you were really ''Friends'' some ppl can't forgive and move on. WWJD? Think about it?

if i get 50 likes, i'll dye my hair pink.

Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign that you have been strong for too long

Whenever I see you, talk to you, think about you, I think to myself, " You have no idea how much I care about you."