Everyone is good in everything when they just need to press few buttons to get an answer... :p

You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies

Lost nd lonely cuz u d only one dat noes me...i cnt b without uh...!!

Smoking helps lose weight...one lung at a time.......!!!!!!!

If you divided Facebook's worth between its 1,500 employees, you'd end up with $22 million per employee

When Facebook goes down, everyone comes to Twitter to talk about it. When Twitter goes down, the world falls mute

Even Like buttons are down on Facebook. We can't live in a world where we can't arbitrarily like things. The end is nigh.

Facebook down....Zuckerberg better ask Newark for his money back

if Facebook and Twitter were down at the same time I would probably be useful and find a cure for Cancer