10:10am at 10.10.10: Wish somebody would wake me up before that....I want to see the clock tick 10.10.10.10.10 :)

"I Have A Six Pack" ;) "Where...?" "Under My Fat...It's Shy" :)

teacher : wheres ur homework : child dog ate it :teacher :thats the worst excsuse i have ever heard. the next day child walk into school with a ripped up book:child now do u belive me

~ Don't ya just hate it when you put on your warmest pajamas, your fuzzy socks, and curl up in bed under the blankets just the find that you forgot to turn off the light.

Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for whats now and never look back.

i hate it when im trying to be all sneaky in my house at night then the floor starts to creak...

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

elementry school: mommy i have a new friend. middle school: hey mom can ____ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend. high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: whos that? my friend...

*Alarm goes off* "5 more minutes" 6:35 ... 6:40...... 9:00. *Wakes up* AWE CRAP! MOM!!..

i seem to have LOVED you in numberless forms, numberless times, in LIFE after LIFE, in AGE after AGE forever. :)

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I TRIED TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.....

Tomorrow it is 10/10/10 this day will only come once every 1000 years.

*2030* Son: hey dad how did you meet mom? Dad:well..it all started with a friend rqst. on facebook! xP

i like my lunch bag on the couch

Love is the hardest habit to break, and the most difficult to satisfy.

OH MY GOD IM SO FULL I'LL NEVER EAT AGAIN! *two hours later* Im hungry...

Today Is My Birthday, Wish Me A V.Happy Birthday... :p

3 am phone call.."hey are you asleep??" ...."No I'm Skydiving"..

Student-"How do you spell ______" Teacher-"Get the dictionary and look it up." Student-"If I can't spell it how the hell can I find it in the dictionary."

Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all ur faults but still thinks u r amazing !!!!!!! ♥♥

What do sexy nurses wear for Halloween?

that awkward moment when you sing the wrong words of a song.

just because i met you once doesnt mean that i have to add you on facebook

that awkward moment when you sing the wrong words of a song.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.♥

Success is not a secret. It is a choice that is made over and over again.

Writing a long, loving text message.................. 10 minutes later ................. reply:okay [Freakin irritating !]

show me a person who has never made a mistake, and I'll show you a person who has never achieved much..!!

Nobody cares about what you know. It's what you do with what you know that matters.

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