Teacher:"where's your homework?",Student:"I lost it".......20min later ,Student:"I just found it!",Teacher:"No..You just did it".

I like it in the kitchen!

The more you have expectations, the more you invite dissapointments to hurt you.

It was never abt me , it was always about u , i did exactly wat u wanted , i did everything to keep u happy , i talked to u wenever u wanted to , i came to u wenever u asked me to , i never left you all lone , but now that time has gone , all i want from u is love , so that i can love you more then ever , as it was never abt me , it was always about U! ♥ ♥ :') ♥ ♥

Two friends stopped suddenly..... 1st Friend:- Oh My God ! My wife and my girlfriend coming together..... 2nd Friend:- Mine too............!!!!!!!

__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡__ home sweet home.... (•̮̮̃•̃)

Like if you met an asshole in 2010! :-)

no 1s afraid of heights dey'r afraid of fallin no 1s afraid of swimming dey'r afraid of drownin no 1s afraid of LOVE dey'r afraid of REJECTION....

What is love? Love is the world's most dangerous illness.It makes you cry, feel heart-broken and even feel like dying....:(‌

No matter how old you are. you are NEVER to old to dress up for Halloween! (: