wen ur single all u see is happy couples n wen ur in a relationship all u see is happy singles

GRT MSG 4 HUSBND___A Husband & Wife wer arguing over some isue. After much of a discusion,Wife finaly retorted......Tel me do u want to win or do u want 2b hapy.//////////

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS: ❝All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental❞

Holding back a laugh when everyone else is serious:)

"I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!"

Don't like a song when first time you hear it.....later on you get addicted to it.....:-)

❝When I'm bored I sit on facebook and Like stuff....❞

I may not b s*xy, beautiful or even have the perfect body. I may not be everyone's 1st choice, but I'm ME & I don't pretend 2 be any1 else

You will NEVER EVER find another me no matter how hard you try...

We all have that one friend that has no idea what's going on

"LETS HANG OUT!" "yeaaaah ! " *friend comes over* "what should we do?" "idk..."

As Soon As I Touch A Computer.........................Facebook!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her

Tera Mujhse Hai Pehle Ka Naata Koi. . .Yunhi Nahin Dil Lubhaata Koi. . <3

click like if u should be doing somethin else instead of facebook

Teacher: "Your shirt wants tucking in" Student: "Nah,just asked it, it doesn't!" ;)

A song can totally bring back a whole lot of memories.♥

i may pretend i m ignoring u but inside i m dying to be with u :(

LOL #AyodhyaVerdict: Now that Ramayan is no more a Myth we'll soon have a case against Hanuman for stealing Sanjivini mountain

Ayodhya case still being fought on Twitter and Facebook

Nirmohi Akhara Got its #1 Twitter trend.... ;) :p

LOL try typing the keyword ❝al❞ in google.co.in :) -> Auto Suggest is ❝Allahabad High Court❞ :P

The verdict is genius. ❝Hindus, here's your Ram. Muslims, build a mosque. AND IF YOU STILL DISAGREE THERE'S AN AKHADA TO FIGHT IT OUT!❞

INDIAN WINS BIG OUTSOURCING CONTRACT! Jerusalem, Palestine, Israel issue to be resolved by Allahabad High Court!!!!

did anybody else see the guy in the background on #timesnow using the hand pump to serve water to people? #ayodhya #verdict #lol

3 pieces...first one for my master, the other for my dame, third for the little boy who lives down the lane... #verdict #ayodhya

❝land to be divided❞ and not ❝land to be shared❞

We have built enough mosques and temples. Lets build the nation now #ayodhya #verdict

lawyers are using their mobiles to tell their friends to see them on tv instead of talking to the media. #ayodhya #verdict

Allahabad High Court site is crashed....now twitter is going to ... its no #1 on it

Ayodhya covered 4 twitter trend out of 10 at the same time...

1/3rd for Hindus, 1/3rd for Muslims, and 1/3rd for Akhara (where Hindus and Muslims can fight)

Even though Ayodhya is the birth place of Ram, only 1/3rd of land should be allocated to Hindus, and 1/3 for Mosque

Allahabad High Court declares that the disputed land is RAM JANMA BHOOMI !

Allahabad high court trending more than ayodhya! :P

one reporter just said ❝Kya tum camera ko 360 degree par ghuma sakte ho❞ lol...that is what is important now?? #ayodhya

Women are angels; and when someone breaks our wings, our spirit, or our hearts we simply continue to fly on a broom stick. We are flexible like that.. --C

waiting for 18 years...so why not 18 minutes more! #ayodhya verdict

everyone is talking on mobile phone around the court!!! #ban it too #ayodhya

no surprise!! ayodhya verdict is trending....ban twitter now #indian government

I cant wait for fall...hoodies, bonfires, blankets, and cuddling ;)

❝ when i hurt u...i cry more than u stupid !! ❞

A "good morning" text from you gets me started like nothing else =]

I wanna be the girl that he gives his hoodie to and wraps his arms around catching her off guard, not the girl watching and getting her heart ripped out

Year 7: Whos the fastest?, Year 8: Whos the strongest?, Year 9: Whos got the biggest..?, Year 10: Time to mess around!, Year 11: Just realised how important school is

fuck ♫✩★✔✖♞☢▲♛ϟ☀❥①▄▀☂☛»☣♧♢☽☑❤㊈❝❞☠●﹏● [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

I have had this happen and yes it sucks. But really would this happen if you were really ''Friends'' some ppl can't forgive and move on. WWJD? Think about it?

if i get 50 likes, i'll dye my hair pink.

Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign that you have been strong for too long

Whenever I see you, talk to you, think about you, I think to myself, " You have no idea how much I care about you."

It's Nice When Two Strangers Become BestFriends (: , But It's Sad When Two BestFriends Act Like Strangers :S

Ok, ok im serious now.... (long pause).... *burst out laughing*

Talking with special one's photo....

Remember when we were kids and we were scared of our leaving, now we just want them to GTFO

SUS. Maghihiwalay din yaaaaan!

I study. I take the test. I passed. I forget what I learn

try it try it............................try writing this ''m still waiting''....and tell me if its possible

As Soon As I Touch A Computer.........................Facebook!

When I get an unexpected text from you, my whole day gets better

Like if you don't have the #NewTwitter.

If a man cant takethe consequences of his actions, then he shouldnt play such games in the 1st place.

I love when you call someone like a million times and then when you leave they call you back and then you try to call them back and they dont pick up the phone wtf ?

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW YOUR BUSINESS... THEN STOP POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK..!!!

love is like a drug, you know u should give it up but your too addicted!

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children♥

Lying down at night thinking about those moments you just wanna re-live

I LOVE sliding on the wood floor with my socks on :) until i fall flat on my face

PUCHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........................

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong

When I die, I'll give my friends permission to change my status to "is chillin with Jesus"

*new message* oh it's you. f*ck off

If you loved/knew Eminem before "not afraid" or "love the way you lie"

Never apologize for what you feel. It's like saying sorry for being real

I don't hate you, it's just... No, I hate you

Click like if your name has an "A" in it :)

We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is?We used to talk everyday...-:(

♥♥♥.....................♥♥♥

SORRY NA, ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE TEH?!!!!!!!

143 ♥

when a guy pulls a girl close by the waist ;)

During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better

12/12/12 12:12:12 Will be the last thing like that... EVER! :( x

Ayodhya Verdict

liking someone and then finding out they hate you :/

I DON'T REGRET MY PAST, I JUST REGRET THE TIME I'VE WASTED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

If facebook was school, I would get perfect attendance. :)

If FB was a subject i'd get A++++++++++++

girls that bend over when taking photos just to show cleavage

Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt

do me a favour? if you still care about me , let me know. :(

Putaaaaaaaaaain y vont Finir ensemble eux.. --'

J'dis genre , en fesant genre , sa fait genre , tu vois l'genre ?

Bhagwaan uthale....exams ke baad wapas bhej dena.....!!!!!!

Remember when we were kids and we were scared of our leaving, now we just want them to GTFO

During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a*s!

if i miss 11/11/11 11:11:11 i will be PISSED

anyone born in: 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 1994 1993 1992 1991 1990 is a cool kid! xD

Cadbury Dairy Milk

Shut up, you're drunk

My head says..''Who cares?'' But then my heart whispers..''You do, stupid..''

Love Is Like A Medicine For All Type Of Sickness in This World, Prescription Often Given, Too Rarerly Taken

I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning

Waiting Foh Yuh :'(

join if youve heard a teacher swear

"Resting your eyes" for 10 seconds and waking up 3 hours later

*FIRE ALARM* Year 7: Ahhhhh what do we do? Year 8: I 'aint leaving my suff here. Year 9+10: Yes we miss English/Maths Year 11: Oh... Do we have to mooooove?

�Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy... Anger... tears... laughter.. It's when you want to be together despite it all. That's when you truly love another. I'm sure of it.�

people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥

20 reasons you should drop out of school

Funny Conversation Between Two IT People

''Username or Password Incorrect'' You couldn't just tell me which one?

ON & OFF dono friendz! they. ........

PAINFUL TRUTH: V cnt beg sum1 2 stay wid us 4eva....!!!! V hav 2 accept dat LUV dosnt gve us da LICENCE 2 own person.......

Dun live by da STANDARDS of dis WRLD nor by da EXPECTATIONS of other PPL.....!!! Remember: ''Da PERSON whu folloz da CROWD usually getz lost in it...!!!♥♥♥

Mom: "What kind of site were you on?" You: "YouTube, Facebook, nothing unusual." Mom: "Then why did you close it so quickly when I walked in?" You: "Because I can."

I will Protect you, I will fight for you, I will kiss you, I will love you, I will hold you, I will laugh with you. But I will don't make you fall, if you don't plan to catch you

"Is it because Im black?" "You're white.." "Oh so it's cause I'm white now is it?"

*guy dies in movie* Awww... *dog/cat/animal dies in movie* OMG AWWW!!! :( *woman dies in movie* That's what you get, bitch

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard , why'd you leave chris brown?

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard , why'd you leave chris brown?

Boyfriend : you know i would only change one thing about you. Girlfriend : whattttttt??? Boyfriend : Your last name

Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do

Student: I have to go to the bathroom Teacher:You should have gone in the break Student: Im terribly sorry i havent planned out my pee schedule for you

*kid at a party* -his phone rings- SHUT UP! ITS MY MOM!... Hi mom." -random kid in background- DUDE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate

hey, remember me? I used to mean something to you

"I'm fine" really means "i need a hug and someone to talk to"

"You haven't done anything all day!""No mom, I got up at 6AM to go to school, took 3 tests, ran 2 miles, did 2 pages of math, wrote 3 paragraphs on world history, walked home from school in 98 degree weather, and finished my homework."

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I die, I'll give my friends permission to change my status to "is chillin with Jesus"

One day.. Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend

people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥

MOM I CANT SAY DIRECTLY,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT I REALY LOVE U MORE THAN MYSELF

whatever relation u buildup in dis wrld, d only thing remains at last is d loneliness wid lot's n lot's of sweet memories....

Dear Pringles, Now that I am all grown up I can no longer fit my hand inside your toob of deliciousness. Please work on this.

I hated going to wedding because grandmas would poke me and tell me that i was next. They stopped doing it when i did it to them at funerals :)

Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... Amen

Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... Amen

mess with me I can handle it ... mess with my child and I will bury u where nobody will find u !!!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says, "oh crap she's up!"

Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,Papa-Paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone... Lady Gaga has some serious problems with pronunciation.

♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.

..if a boy calls you hot, he looks at your body..if he calls you pretty, he looks at your face..but if he calls you beautiful, he looks at ur soul..

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Digg traffic down, but not out

Holding In Your Laugh in the middle Of class is the hardest thing to do

If strippers are now called "exotic dancers" then drug dealers should be called "exotic pharmacist"

but i have my grácia, my first great love.

Grácia is my great first love

THE QUIZ

Everyone is good in everything when they just need to press few buttons to get an answer... :p

You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies

Lost nd lonely cuz u d only one dat noes me...i cnt b without uh...!!

Smoking helps lose weight...one lung at a time.......!!!!!!!

If you divided Facebook's worth between its 1,500 employees, you'd end up with $22 million per employee

When Facebook goes down, everyone comes to Twitter to talk about it. When Twitter goes down, the world falls mute

Even Like buttons are down on Facebook. We can't live in a world where we can't arbitrarily like things. The end is nigh.

Facebook down....Zuckerberg better ask Newark for his money back

if Facebook and Twitter were down at the same time I would probably be useful and find a cure for Cancer

ARE YOU SERIOUS??...yea, i saw it on Facebook...

"STOP STOP STOP!" "What?" "I had a rock in my shoe."

NOOOOOOOOOO

proud to be bron wid golden spoon..!!

hmm .. time, patience, understanding, and love is all I have to give... xoxo

It takes only a minute to like someone, an hour to fall in love with someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone...!!! xoxo

The worst way to miss someone is having them by your side and knowing you won't ever have them.,!! xoxo

the three rules to a good night.. drink triple, see double, act single. a good lifetime lesson to remember..!!

i wuz wonderin if u hd an xtra hty mine seems 2 hv been stolen..!!

i wuz wonderin if u hd an xtra hty mine seems 2 hv been stolen..!!

U think i like U, U think i care 4U, U think i miss U, U think I'm crazy bout U... i like the way U think.xoxo

It hurts to see that your there or your on the same website as me, but you don't even bother to say hi or anything. :(

It hurts to see that your there or your on the same website as me, but you don't even bother to say hi or anything. :(

hates those moments in life when you can feel things changing, and there's not a whole lot you can do about it..

Diamonds are forever !!!

I Promise to be.........

Twitter Got Hacked!!! Twitter says: I doubt it. Those were internet terrorists send to kill me. BUT YOU FAILED!!!!!

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your present or future.

life is like the canals in britain, it takes you to many routes, but always leads you to one place in the end.

'‎'Kidnapping'' is such a strong word. I prefer to say ''Surprise Adoption''

Love Vodafone's new ad with the BlackBerry boys [VIDEO]

20 FUN ways to kiss you boyfriend/girlfriend

View full post to see the text

DID YOU SEE THE 10 STUPID MISTAKES ON INCEPTION?

Smooth roads nvr make gud drivers,clear sky nvr makes gud pilots. prblm free life nvr makes strng person..so dnt ask life ''Why me?'' say ''try me''.......

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do...

My wife's so lazy our smoke alarm has a snooze button :p

Waitin Foh You

''My luv 4 u vil nvr change..'' a lyn said by thousands luver.. bt applied by vry few so i wont say dis 2 u. wat i ll say is ''i wont let my luv change 4u baby.'' coz m nt among dat thousands wich say sumthng n dnt apply.. believe me i ll luv u as no1 did...

"Can i copy your homework?" " yea but IDK if its right." " I don't care"

A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is

A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is

LYK 2 RUN D BYK WHEN COPS SAY 2 STOP D BYK N GVE ME PAPER N LICENSE...LOVE DAT EXPERIENCE...:) :)

Confident line on a WINE SHOP hoarding........''Men who love a girl truly, will one day love me too......''

i do not mind seeing my ex with another guy, because my mum always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate

this would have been awesome to watch live!!!!!

You can love someone, but can they love you back...

when I die, I will let someone change my status to -- Goodbye, Cruel world

My Plan B is to make a Plan C

Every Guy Has A Frnd (Girl) Who He Tells Everything To

fuck what anyone thinks, if its going to make you happy then go for it! ♥

I hate girls that act dumb for attention

feels like life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

I say ''OUCH!'' before I'm even sure it hurt... just in case

Si on est pas censés grignoter au milieu de la nuit, alors à quoi sert la lumière dans le frigo ?

I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. Sorry if I'm not considered ''cool'' in your book

9/11 is a perfect example of why we can't pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Of all the lies you told 'I love you' was the most convincing </3

SOMETIMES NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MISS SOMEONE... IT'S STILL WISER NOT TO HAVE THAT PERSON BACK AGAIN...

: Just because I dont talk to you, doesnt mean I dont miss you

when your bestfriends like your facebook status because they know the story behind it

Why do Parents stare at us when we r on de phone ? :o

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria........... Pappu: Here It Is Sir............ Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.............. Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ... ;->

Tall guy + Short girl = cute. but Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward

In a very Short span of time, we are having grown up team of activists. We are all very committed indeed. . . Keep Planting trees people . . .

Stop putting your parents in *OLDAGE HOME*,how can u forget wat they did fr u!!

I Don't Care What People Think, Though Your Opninon Hurts Me.

W. T. F - WELCOME TO FACEBOOK

U wipe my tears,u make me smile evrytym..bt i dnt knw y othr ppl.r jealous of us n mak me cry again n tak away my happiness.. :'(

Feeling lonely when you're in a relationship is much worse than feeling lonely when you're single...!!

texting ppl who actually text real convos. and not just k, yup, yeah, k, i know, yeah, cool, lol

a duck walks into a bar and asks.....................

The words are really optimistic!!

“No Matter What I Get On The Computer For, I Always End Up On Twitter”

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Why do Best Friends, Aways Fall in Love*?

“Like IF Someone made you smile today! =D”

I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile :)

School Life Is The Best Phase Of Life

I have common sense atleast!

sleeping while listening to music

Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry

I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying'

My mate at work said I'm a gullible twat. Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?

Seriously. The jokes about pensioners are getting old.

My girlfriend said I never believe a word that she says. What a lying cunt.

To cut a long story short......... The End.

Internet Explorer.. The number one browser for downloading a better browser.

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed...

Never be emotionally attached with anyone...you never know when you have to walk alone...

A win - win formula.....Never raise ur voice, increase quality of ur arguement.

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in public..

Yelling "DIE!!!" when your k*lling a bug(:

Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed?

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)

i wouldn't need to manage my anger if you would just manage your stupidity....

i dont wanna give up...i dont wanna give in....evrybody sing....one love......

then were to go

i can't do sh*t when im on FB

sometimes v put walls aroundour heart, nt jst to b safe frm gettin hurt, but to find out da person who cares enough to break dem down n enter in..

I refuse to give in......I refuse to give up......

A man who does not think for himself, does not think at all.

you say im dirty minded - but how did you understand what i meant? ;)

Miss Yah :|

Broken Dreamz :(

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fall is in luv with me!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fall is in luv with me!

God is writing my love story. But he's run out of ink and the pages are blank. And right now, I'm ok with that

God is writing my love story. But he's run out of ink and the pages are blank. And right now, I'm ok with that

‎.: Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook :D

If she wasn't so cute, If she wasn't so rude, If she wasn't so bad, Life wud have got much more better

if i were a bee, would u be my honey ?

learning sleeps & snores in libaries ,but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe..

Each day, accept everything that comes to you as a gift. At night, mentally give it all back. In this way, you become free.

It's a good thing your mirror doesn't talk, but it's a great thing that it doesn't laugh.

''I Have A Six Pack'' ;) ''Where...?'' ''In the fridge'' :)

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again

My life has changed so much this year.

I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I will never forget!

Every girls profile is about that one guy and he never realizes its about him

You Can't Buy Love, But Love Can Force You To Pay Heavily.

I'm great at remembering faces, but usually forgot d name of that face.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

has been awake all night '...stiLL living in memories..still waiting for my dreams to cum true..still waiting for u to b mine: '((

Where did life go?... and why did it run away??... and how come evrrything has to change? life sux................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...aww you remembered?...ofcourse!, LOL JK Facebook told me.

if i hd a garden i'd put ur tulips & my tulips 2gether..

I'm great at remembering names. I just don't remember which one's yours.

No song on my mind...

I try to talk to you...

Storms Cloud May Gather, And Stars May Collide, But I Will Love You, Protect You, Care For You, Till The End Of Time. =)*

The smell of Petrol !!

Do u catch ur breath when i luk at u r u hold it back like d way i do♥ ♥

bhahahahahaha this sounds like my kirty boo lol

oh ya she did

like we can win...ha!!!!!

If fate means you to lose, give it a good fight anyhow :)

"OH NO SHE DIDENT!! girl, hold my earings"...

Like if your name has an "A" "E" or an "J" in it! =]

Si on est pas censés grignoter au milieu de la nuit, alors à quoi sert la lumière dans le frigo ?

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)

hey god plz give peace to who lost der love onces...

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I <3 Boobies! ( Keep a breast )

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)

Math with Lady Gaga: (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²

Attendance gayaa tel lagaane,tu bunk maar raha hai to bol.......

Awkward moment when your watching a movie with your family, and a sex scene comes on.

IF U R MAN THEN RESPECT GIRLS AND IF U R WOMAN , BE PROUD OF IT.

Top Ten Things Girls Do At Sleepovers That They Won't Admit To

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

I hate you...LOL I REALLY miss you! :'(

awesome

2 Min Aaya Yaar Raste Mei Hoon

Oye,dimak kharab hai yaar please paka mat

Aaj din hi kharab hai yaar

Bohot bhukh lagi hai yaar subah se kuch nahi khaya

๋• The Day I Fall In L0V3 ๋•

Never be embarrassed to showcase your talents. The woods would be too silent if no birds sang except those that sang the best.

alwyz belive in god coz der r sum ques dat can nt be answerd by google...

True Love Is Not About Just..........

♥ She walks in beauty, like the night...

Love Is About...

I'll give you the moon at night

A boy was crying, gal asked : .....

In Dreams And Love There R No Impossibilities. ♥ =)*

Mah Wish :)

Ab se koi khushi nahi.......

Angel Ov Mine :)

I hate the new Digg

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before

Ladkiya two type ki hoti hai-------

I use to care, now guess what? I DONT GIVE A f*ck =)

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy:f*ck you!Girl:When?Because your to fugly to f*ck.Boy:Really?Girl:Nah,your pretty cute!

Finding a random dollar in your pocket you didn't even know you had!!

He isn't my boyfriend- but I love his hugs, his smile, his advice, his love, his kindness, & the times we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our friendship*ss

"OH NO SHE DIDENT!! girl, hold my earings"...

:) :D :( :/ :* <(") (^^^) o:) ;) :'( smiles for Facebook IM (Instant Messeging) (some of them)

10 Tested Tips That Will Get A Guy To Ask You Out! These Tips Really Work

Who live in a Pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! Who died in a oil spill because of BP? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

I <3 Boobies! ( Keep a breast )

Like if your name has an "A" "K" "P" "L" or an "B" in it!! =] =]

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

[OMG!] Press LIKE and then RENEW on this page to see your screen change color!

"OH NO SHE DIDENT!! girl, hold my earings"...

i hate how every actor on disney channel always ends up becoming a singer...

I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)

When I was younger, I always drew the sun in the corner of the paper. (:

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband

Only if you have an 'A' , 'E' , 'I' , 'O' , 'U' In Ur FIRST Name Join!!!!!

smiling and nodding your head when you have no idea what someone just asked you. :)

‎.: Fuck summer. Im ready for hoodies and cold nights

Rule your mind or it will rule you

ScAred To LiVe wItHoUt yOu ♥♥♥

!!!WE make Our oWn De$tiNy!!!

Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are

You must do the very thing you think you cannot do

It's nice to know that you were there, thanks for acting like you cared, and making me feel like i was the only one...!!

''I must do something'' always solves more problems than ''Something must be done'' Take control of your own life, not wait for others

Mah First Love :) ♥

feeling totally exhausted after a long day's Work......................Of Converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide

After Seeing the Test Paper ''be saale jo learn nhi kiya vohi pucha

Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is just a sign that we have been strong for too long

I hate fighting with the one person I want to talk with the most

i have learned not to expect anything from anyone because expectations lead to great disappointments

If someone really wants you in their life, they will find a way

I still remember the day when I first saw you :)♥

I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!

''A part of you has grown in me, and, so you see, it's you and me, forever, and never apart; maybe in distance but never in heart.''

I'm becoming better and better at forgetting

''My love for you is like time, if you give it just one moment, it will last forever.''

Dont wori abt future its gonna happen the same wats written on ur fate

If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.

No I haven't met Mr. Right yet. But I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, and Mr.Player.

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it just means you are strong enough to let go.

I went to see my doctor. ''Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?'' He said ''I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.''

I forgot how much I actually hate school :/

♥ I miss my soldier so much..XOX ♥

I like cheeseburgers and tacos and icecream :]

u never know if it will it could end today or a week from now

Life is too short! So: KISS slowly, LAUGH insanely, LOVE truly and FORGIVE quickly

I believe You .. LOL JK ur a two faced bitch ☺

HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND 'CUZ THEY RAPIN' ERRBODY OUT THERE

Sorry I missed your call...LOL JK I ignored that shit

hi. i'm a boy. here's how it goes; i'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you. i'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you. then i will lead you on so you fall for me. i'll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow i'll completely ignore you. you'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend, or a confidence boost. know what the best part is? you can't do anything about it, because you love me. and you don't want to loose me. ha.

i M 2 6 C 4 U . Like this if u get it ;)

Oh, I saw your new girlfriend. So.. what happened to your standards? (:

Just do it.. you're never going to see these people again

sometimes solutions aren't so simple , sometimes goodbye is the only way

wishing there was a way to 'un-send' a text!

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk........ I miss you :/

I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, then BOOM stalked for life!

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

is bored of being bored because being bored is boring

The feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night and see you still have time to sleep :)

hey come here please ... why? ... it's important! ... whats wrong?... can you turn my light off? :)

i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time.

‎''Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.''

Dnt break anyone's heart , thy have only one of it .... Break their bones ... They have 206 of them ! :P

i hate when my parents wake me up & lie about what the time it is

♥ ♥ maggi lovers ♥ ♥

No Matter How Hot It Is, I Cant Sleep Unless A Lil Bit Of Blanket Is On Me

shouting FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK when something goes wrong

Best friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid @$$.

Mom- Your dad is going to take your cell phone away... Dad- I won't take it away if you do this for me. Me- OK! Mom- Why do you have your phone? Me- .....

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~~~~ smoking is bad! Very bad :/