A friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be right next to you saying "WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN FASTER!

I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it's awkward.

Por los q tienen sueño y no se duermen x estar hablando cn alguien especial

I said to my girlfriend, ''Do you want to see me pull a really ugly face?'' She laughed and said, ''Go on then''. So I grabbed hers.

When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but when I'm busy, my phone blows up

*Sitting on the beach with an icecream in my hand, and..* Mom: Honey, It's time for school! Me: Damn it.

(Riding a bike ) hey mom i can see you *WHACK* Mom: And i saw that branch

In a awkward situation i just pretend to text..

'LOL' has turned into 'I Have Nothing Else To Say But I Still Want To Talk To You' ♥

One day, my girlfriend sent me a txt. "Let's break up." I didn't even have time to be sad, she sent me another txt. "Sorry, wrong person." Now I am completely heartbroken...