Boy: Have I ever told you how special you are to me?? Girl: No. Boy: Good. Girl: Why good?? Boy: Because there are no words that can ever come close to express how special you are to me

when you do something awesome by accident and pretend that it was on purpose

‎*click* *click* -_-.. *Computer Freezes*...*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *SLAMS MOUSE* WTF!!!!

Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

ALARM...snooze...ALARM....snooze....ALARM *checks time* SHIIIIT!!..

Remember when we were little we would say: do you like him, or do you ''like-like'' him?

Dude, if you tickle me, Im not responsible for your injuries after, okay?

Who gives a shit what anyone thinks, as long as your happy, fuck em all!

When I first met you, I had no idea you would mean this much to me.

Karne ka mann kar raha hai aaj kuch saitani :P