I will Protect you, I will fight for you, I will kiss you, I will love you, I will hold you, I will laugh with you. But I will don't make you fall, if you don't plan to catch you

"Is it because Im black?" "You're white.." "Oh so it's cause I'm white now is it?"

*guy dies in movie* Awww... *dog/cat/animal dies in movie* OMG AWWW!!! :( *woman dies in movie* That's what you get, bitch

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard , why'd you leave chris brown?

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard , why'd you leave chris brown?

Boyfriend : you know i would only change one thing about you. Girlfriend : whattttttt??? Boyfriend : Your last name

Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do

Student: I have to go to the bathroom Teacher:You should have gone in the break Student: Im terribly sorry i havent planned out my pee schedule for you

*kid at a party* -his phone rings- SHUT UP! ITS MY MOM!... Hi mom." -random kid in background- DUDE, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate